The Odell Beckham Story: NFL SuperStar Allegedly Prefers to be #2 Receiver

INDIANAPOLIS, IN - AUGUST 17: Odell Beckham #13 of the Cleveland Browns is seen during the preseason game against the Indianapolis Colts at Lucas Oil Stadium on August 17, 2019 in Indianapolis, Indiana. (Photo by Michael Hickey/Getty Images)
Photo credit: Michael Hickey/Getty Images

As many people may have heard by now, it is alleged by a respectable young professional that one of the most popular, exciting, and outspoken players in the NFL requested (consensual) lewd and lascivious acts of her that would seem to require a tarp and access to a hose for cleanup.

There is a hard-and-fast rule against kink-shaming on this site. No judgements are being made about the proclivities of NFL athletes or their partners. This morning, NZI had an all-hands meeting to discuss this important topic and it was agreed unanimously amongst all of the writers that it’s wrong of the internet to dump on Odell for this unsubstantiated invasion of his privacy. 

In 2020, safe sex is no longer simply a matter of protecting oneself against diseases or unwanted pregnancy. This should be a lesson to all persons of celebrity status, especially Mr. Beckham – NDAs are your friend.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I really need a shower.

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